When I initially started this series, I anticipated making it a lot more simple than what it has sort of evolved into. There should probably be a little humor in here to break it up a bit 🙂
If Craigslist Missed Connections had been a thing back in my single days and I had known about it, I imagine I might have actually perused it from time to time, in a hopeless romantic sort of way. Good thing it didn’t exist back then.
Here are a few I’ve run across that amuse me.
Woman with red shirt dancing – m4w – 23 (Yacht Club)
I observed you dancing during the show and then outside the bar I said “Nice moves,” but I think you heard “Nice boobs.” I just wanted to clarify.
Hot lady in red fusion headin west on I-80 – m4w (I-80 west bound)
You were a hot looking lady in a red fusion heading west bound on I-80 sat morning. You were in the passenger seat I waned to say hi but you were with someone let me know if you saw me?
You farted at Good Food Store – m4w
You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied “No…Wasn’t me!” You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I’d love to meet up sometime.